Saturday, October 14, 2006
Repulsive Decorations and Two Useful Lessons
Inflated holiday decorations in people's yards are the ugliest, tackiest, most distasteful, most revolting things I have laid my eyes on this season. I know they have existed in previous years as well, but this year they have stood out with uninhibited squalor. What nauseated me the most was seeing huge inflated Halloween decorations contaminating the beautiful landscapes of southern Indiana. Imagine rolling hills, dilapidated barns, grazing cows, trees of red, orange and yellow... and huge inflated ghosts popping out of huge inflated pumpkins! I'm sure you can imagine my repugnance.
In other news, half of Shingle Paradise is no longer single. The two extraordinarily lucky men have been being exemplary examples of gentlemen of late. For the benefit of my male readers, I have decided to share some highly useful lessons both men have successfully utilized in the past week. I am sure these two tips will prove to be indispensible to you someday as they have been to the two aforementioned gentlemen.
Handy dandy tip #1: Chicks dig ice cream
Handy dandy tip #2: Chicks dig chocolate
In conclusion, I have an inquiry for my dear readers. I fervently advise you all to reply, as your answers are imperative to my decision regarding the future of this blog. The question is this: Do you prefer posts containing intuitive arguments against such things as A&F and inflated holiday decorations, or do you prefer the exhilarating updates on my roommates' love lives? Or, perhaps you think that I have already achieved a delightful balance of the two. (This post, for example. is an anomaly in that it contains both.)
In other news, half of Shingle Paradise is no longer single. The two extraordinarily lucky men have been being exemplary examples of gentlemen of late. For the benefit of my male readers, I have decided to share some highly useful lessons both men have successfully utilized in the past week. I am sure these two tips will prove to be indispensible to you someday as they have been to the two aforementioned gentlemen.
Handy dandy tip #1: Chicks dig ice cream
Handy dandy tip #2: Chicks dig chocolate
In conclusion, I have an inquiry for my dear readers. I fervently advise you all to reply, as your answers are imperative to my decision regarding the future of this blog. The question is this: Do you prefer posts containing intuitive arguments against such things as A&F and inflated holiday decorations, or do you prefer the exhilarating updates on my roommates' love lives? Or, perhaps you think that I have already achieved a delightful balance of the two. (This post, for example. is an anomaly in that it contains both.)
Jessica 12:06 PM
6 Comments:
Wow Jessica, you're so smart.
I dig your vocabulary, loverdoll.
I dig your vocabulary, loverdoll.
I like both posts. It's fine the way it is. But keep impressing us all with your scintallating acumen!
Big words will not be necessary in darkness
George Washington's ghost, you have problems with your spelling. I am fully aware that George Washington himself existed before the days of spellcheck, but you are obviously using a computer to comment on the blog, so you might want to utilize this useful amenity.
Isaac, on Thursday night I will probably have a lot of homework as is usually the case on Thursday nights, but I will try to drop by if possible. Perhaps I can do the non-internet homework at your place.
Stephen, I don't have a love life of my own yet, but I will certainly blog about it should the situation change. In the mean time, I hope that updates on my roommates' romances will suffice as a second best.
Isaac, on Thursday night I will probably have a lot of homework as is usually the case on Thursday nights, but I will try to drop by if possible. Perhaps I can do the non-internet homework at your place.
Stephen, I don't have a love life of my own yet, but I will certainly blog about it should the situation change. In the mean time, I hope that updates on my roommates' romances will suffice as a second best.
Well, the general consensus appears to be that my blog is awesome the way it is. That makes me quite happy, as my chief goal in blogging is to please my dear readers.
And,to those of you who have not commented, but instead have voiced your opinions to me in person, I am trying to keep my roommates' personal lives as confidential as possible. You have probably noticed that names are rarely used in the posts about their love lives. The first three posts on this blog are in fact about my sister getting a boyfriend, but his name has never been mentioned on this blog. Also, in this post, I have not mentioned who the gentlemen are, or which two of my roommates are their lucky girlfriends. I have chosen to write in this fashion for their privacy. This way, only those who already know the facts will be able to understand the full meaning of my posts.
And,to those of you who have not commented, but instead have voiced your opinions to me in person, I am trying to keep my roommates' personal lives as confidential as possible. You have probably noticed that names are rarely used in the posts about their love lives. The first three posts on this blog are in fact about my sister getting a boyfriend, but his name has never been mentioned on this blog. Also, in this post, I have not mentioned who the gentlemen are, or which two of my roommates are their lucky girlfriends. I have chosen to write in this fashion for their privacy. This way, only those who already know the facts will be able to understand the full meaning of my posts.
People impersonating Isaac and me again I see. I guess that greatness like ours necissitates people to try to flatter and honor us by their imitation.
I am truly sorry, Jesicca, but I do not have a morbid intrest in your love life. Also, I do not find enormous words to be beneficial, rather I value the ability to be succint and to the point.
-- The Archduke of Cary Southeast 364 (Random Validating fact to prove I am THE Stephen Paul Roberts: This morning when I played DOTA I was the necrolyte, but there was a 4 on 5 and we got killed, but I played better than about anyone else on my team, but Ryan kept telling me to move Ginsuu to the first slot so I could use his mouse side buttons for hot keys, but I didn't really want to.)
I am truly sorry, Jesicca, but I do not have a morbid intrest in your love life. Also, I do not find enormous words to be beneficial, rather I value the ability to be succint and to the point.
-- The Archduke of Cary Southeast 364 (Random Validating fact to prove I am THE Stephen Paul Roberts: This morning when I played DOTA I was the necrolyte, but there was a 4 on 5 and we got killed, but I played better than about anyone else on my team, but Ryan kept telling me to move Ginsuu to the first slot so I could use his mouse side buttons for hot keys, but I didn't really want to.)
