Wednesday, December 13, 2006
My Sister is in an Oblivious State
Today a beautiful princess came home from school, and found two other beautiful princesses at home. One was lying on the couch reading about homosexuality, and the other one was oblivious to the outside world due to noise-canceling headphones.
"I just found out that I aced A&D 105," said beautiful princess #1.
"Did you expect anything else?" asked beautiful princess #2.
The oblivious princess remained silent, no doubt due to her oblivious state.
Beautiful princess #1 sat down in the living room and began eating massive amounts of chocolate to celebrate being done with her freshman semester. Beautiful princess #2 resumed studying because, while she also was done with her freshman semester, this was not her freshman semester. Beautiful princess #3 remained oblivious.
"Well, since I have no homework, I might as well update my blog," said beautiful princess #1.
"I have so many papers to write," moaned beautiful princess #2 as she resumed reading Homosexuality in Ancient Greece.
Beautiful princess #3 readjusted her noise-canceling headphones, oblivious that she was becoming a character in a fairy tale.
Beautiful princess #1 updated her blog. "Perhaps I'll go out and do something fun now, since I have no homework," she mused. Beautiful princess #2 gave her a slightly jealous look. Beautiful princess #1 thought that she also detected a hint of jealousy on the oblivious princess's countenance. However, she had probably imagined it because it is physically impossible to be jealous of someone you are oblivious to.
Suddenly, beautiful princess #3 ripped off her noise-canceling headphones and exited her state of oblivion. "Finals time!" she shrieked and grabbed her orange backpack. After receiving good luck wishes from the other two princesses, she exited the castle.
"What to do without homework?" mused beautiful princess #1. Beautiful princess #2 scowled and buried her nose in Homosexuality in Ancient Greece.
Presently, beautiful princess #1 parted her lips and enunciated the word "blimey."
"What?" asked beautiful princess #2. "You can't possibly have any problems as great as mine," she said while bitterly eyeing a huge stack of sex books.
"Of course not," beautiful princess #1 agreed. "It's just... I suck at ending fairy tales!"
"Honey, everyone knows that fairy tales end in 'and they all lived happily ever after'," said beautiful princess #2, wishing that her problems were as minuscule as beautiful princess #1's.
"And that's not even all!" beautiful princess #1 continued. "I have another problem. We're almost out of dark chocolate!"
Just then, beautiful princess #3's boyfriend showed up.
And they all lived happily ever after.
"I just found out that I aced A&D 105," said beautiful princess #1.
"Did you expect anything else?" asked beautiful princess #2.
The oblivious princess remained silent, no doubt due to her oblivious state.
Beautiful princess #1 sat down in the living room and began eating massive amounts of chocolate to celebrate being done with her freshman semester. Beautiful princess #2 resumed studying because, while she also was done with her freshman semester, this was not her freshman semester. Beautiful princess #3 remained oblivious.
"Well, since I have no homework, I might as well update my blog," said beautiful princess #1.
"I have so many papers to write," moaned beautiful princess #2 as she resumed reading Homosexuality in Ancient Greece.
Beautiful princess #3 readjusted her noise-canceling headphones, oblivious that she was becoming a character in a fairy tale.
Beautiful princess #1 updated her blog. "Perhaps I'll go out and do something fun now, since I have no homework," she mused. Beautiful princess #2 gave her a slightly jealous look. Beautiful princess #1 thought that she also detected a hint of jealousy on the oblivious princess's countenance. However, she had probably imagined it because it is physically impossible to be jealous of someone you are oblivious to.
Suddenly, beautiful princess #3 ripped off her noise-canceling headphones and exited her state of oblivion. "Finals time!" she shrieked and grabbed her orange backpack. After receiving good luck wishes from the other two princesses, she exited the castle.
"What to do without homework?" mused beautiful princess #1. Beautiful princess #2 scowled and buried her nose in Homosexuality in Ancient Greece.
Presently, beautiful princess #1 parted her lips and enunciated the word "blimey."
"What?" asked beautiful princess #2. "You can't possibly have any problems as great as mine," she said while bitterly eyeing a huge stack of sex books.
"Of course not," beautiful princess #1 agreed. "It's just... I suck at ending fairy tales!"
"Honey, everyone knows that fairy tales end in 'and they all lived happily ever after'," said beautiful princess #2, wishing that her problems were as minuscule as beautiful princess #1's.
"And that's not even all!" beautiful princess #1 continued. "I have another problem. We're almost out of dark chocolate!"
Just then, beautiful princess #3's boyfriend showed up.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Jessica 2:38 PM
